Elijah // Slide Deck
SLIDE 01 / 06 — INTRO Tap [numbers] for footnotes

Why We Should Go Out Sometime.

Handing you a website is a little unhinged, I know. I just figured a quick presentation was better than asking for your Snapchat and having the exact same conversation you've already had ten times this month.

Fly Fishing Drums Fixing Stuff Running
Social Proof Photo of Elijah
Proof I Have Rizz
Or at least proof I'm fun to be around.
SLIDE 02 / 06 — HOBBIES & INTERESTS Outside of Work

What I Do With My Time

A quick rundown of what I'm usually up to.

Outdoors Fly fishing
01 // Outdoors

Fly Fishing

I spend a lot of time out on the river fly fishing. It takes a lot of patience, mostly because half of it is untangling my line from a tree.

Music Playing drums
02 // Music

Playing Drums

I play the drums. Full disclosure, I'm not in a band in this photo — it was Halloween and I just spontaneously ended up hopping on the kit for a set.

03 // Handy

Fixing Stuff

I like working with my hands and figuring out how things work. If something breaks or your car starts making a weird noise, I can usually fix it.

04 // Cardio

Running

I run regularly for fun. Mostly it just means I'm always down to get out of the house and go do something.

SLIDE 03 / 06 — PHOTO PROOF Click any photo to zoom

Photo Proof

Sorted by category so you don't have to take my word for it.

SLIDE 04 / 06 — DATASHEET Source: I made these numbers up

The Datasheet

Completely unscientific numbers and pie charts.

SPEC SHEET // SUBJECT: ELIJAH DOC-ID: ELJ-2026 SAMPLE SIZE: N = 1
METRIC 01
98%
On-Time Rate
Usually a few minutes early
METRIC 02
85%
Line Untangling
Built via fly fishing
METRIC 03
100%
Dog Approval
Animals like me
METRIC 04
0%
Tinder Fish Pics
You're welcome
FIG 4.1 — WHERE MY FREE TIME GOES PIE CHART
  • Out on the river fishing 34%
  • Working on / fixing stuff 26%
  • Music & playing drums 22%
  • Running 18%
FIG 4.2 — WHEN I SAY “I KNOW A SPOT” OUTCOME %
  • Actually a really good view / spot 65%
  • Turned into a Fizz / food run 25%
  • Missed one turn on the way there 10%
FIG 4.3 — OTHER METRICS 0 – 100%
Follows Through on Plans 96%
Aux Cord Reliability 92%
Parallel Parking (First Try) 89%
Time Wasted Saying “Idk, What Do You Wanna Do?” 6%
FIG 4.4 — ALTERNATIVES BENCHMARK
Option Effort Result
Staying Home Scrolling 0% No Fizz
Random Guy on Hinge “wyd” at 11pm Makes you pick
Going Out With Me Actual plan I'll drive
SLIDE 05 / 06 — PROS & CONS Full Disclosure

Pros & Fine Print

A fair summary before you decide.

Pros

Upside
  • Plans I'll pick an actual time and place.
  • Friends Easy to bring along for a double date or group hang.
  • Photos I know how to use a camera if we go somewhere cool.
  • Handy Can usually fix whatever is broken or making a weird noise.

The Fine Print

Fair Warning
  • Caffeine Pretty high Monster and Fizz intake.
  • Rivers Will slow down to look at the water every time we pass a river.
  • Running Might call a 5-mile run “pretty short”.
  • Red Lights Taps drum parts on the steering wheel when a good song is on.
SLIDE 06 / 06 — THE PLAN Your Call

Where, When & With Who

If you're down, pick where, when, and with who (just us, a double date, or a group hang).

Sounds Like a Plan.

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